Pedro & Roy Katoy
Alright, check it out, homes. This one time, me and my vato, Aussie Roy, hit up a beer bar in Pattaya. You know how it is, right? We was just chillin', sippin' on some cold ones, and enjoying the night. Roy was feelin' lucky, ya know, so he decides to bar fine this lady he’s been eyein’ all night.
She had him all enchanted, man—long hair, pretty face, everything. Roy's like, "Yo, Pedro, this girl is fine!" I just nod, trying to keep my cerveza from spilling, laughing to myself because in Pattaya, you never really know, ya feel me?
So, Roy takes her back to the room, and I'm just kicking back, watching the show from the bar, laughing and thinkin', “This vato is in for a surprise.” A couple of hours later, Roy stumbles back into the bar, eyes wide open like he just saw a ghost or something. I'm like, “Yo, Roy, what happened, man?”
Turns out, they get into the shower, and that’s when Roy finds out his lady’s got a little extra hardware, if you know what I mean. He was like, “Mate, I’ve been bamboozled!” And I’m just cracking up, trying not to spill my drink, ‘cause only in Pattaya, right?
She had him all enchanted, man—long hair, pretty face, everything. Roy's like, "Yo, Pedro, this girl is fine!" I just nod, trying to keep my cerveza from spilling, laughing to myself because in Pattaya, you never really know, ya feel me?
So, Roy takes her back to the room, and I'm just kicking back, watching the show from the bar, laughing and thinkin', “This vato is in for a surprise.” A couple of hours later, Roy stumbles back into the bar, eyes wide open like he just saw a ghost or something. I'm like, “Yo, Roy, what happened, man?”
Turns out, they get into the shower, and that’s when Roy finds out his lady’s got a little extra hardware, if you know what I mean. He was like, “Mate, I’ve been bamboozled!” And I’m just cracking up, trying not to spill my drink, ‘cause only in Pattaya, right?
Roy was shook, but I told him, "Hey, it's all good, bro. You got a story to tell now, and isn’t that what life’s all about?” We had a good laugh, and Roy, being the good sport he is, just shrugged it off. We ordered another round and kept the night going. In Pattaya, you never really know what’s gonna happen next, ese, but that’s what makes it an adventure, right?
The worst part, this is not how Roy Katoy got his name, but that story is for another time.....
The worst part, this is not how Roy Katoy got his name, but that story is for another time.....